Kashmir on a platter

This is straight from the Ministry of Home(ly) Affairs. The pot is boiling with a fresh aroma of tea filling the air as the security personnel with their automatic guns guarding country's most insensitive, uneducated (as per the portfolio) but smart and up to mark with a crease quite similar to butcher's knife used in slaughter houses of Gazipur...Trust me nothing is left to guess. So today Mr Tip top had a brain storming session and guess what was platter -- K A S H M I R -- and the present situation. The storming session left everyone hair standing but not of MrTIP TOP...excess of Parachute Coconut oil keep it virtually glued together. Finally Mr Tip Top had a date with Papaji in the evening and the full course of Kashmir was served with two Chefs -- serving and a retired -- overlooking (Grrrr! for scoring browny points). Interesting is that our Homely affairs feels at home and has the cheek to say that Jammu is more volatile the Kashmir. Wonder when our intellectuals would understand that bringing in Kashmir on the mainstream has seen tones of blood flowing through river Jehlum. Wonder when politicians will understand that everything is not politics...wonder when religion will not prove to be a wedge between people....Hey! folks, I think i am going bit philosophical because I do not know what papaji and Mr Tip Top have cooked up