Mr Tip Top

The country is facing terror threat -- Indo-US Nuclear deal hai na...The Congress Government in our great country started with the agenda of Indo-US nuclear deal and continued with grit and determination till they achieved this goal. No No, I am not cynical about the nuclear deal like the bunch of Left wing party (anyways they are now LEFT over now). After all we have over come the nuclear isolation in the world and I bow my head in respect to this government. But excuse me, a much bigger problem is dancing on our head. Terrorism..Wonder who is going to solve this issue -- George Bush. Suddenly this question popped out and my attention was drawn towards Home Ministry and Home Minister and now I have a chill running down my spine and I pull the quilt over me and want to be like other fellow countrymen (Saanu Kyi). Some of my readers (though very few) have asked me one should talk about solutions rather than problems. Well, today's country's political scene is like "Santa Singh or Banta Singh, one and the same thing". Oops! The reason why brought the great Indo-US nuclear deal in this small blog of mine is because that it seems that the entire Government was working for this only. Prime Minister, Foreign Minister, Foreign Secretary, Shyam Saran (Special Envoy on Deal) -- TILL HERE IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE -- Now here after the entire foreign ministry, National Security Advisor (wonder whether this was in his charter)..With no one to look after the functioning of rest of the country. Our Mr Tip Top has been virtually on a paid holiday for last four and a half years. Indians are awake and Mr Tip Top is sleeping in his cosy bed -- Ready to apply Brylcream in his head to keep it glued and slippery -- so that no criticism sticks on him

Mr Tip Top

Hello, there's another blast. Who is responsible for this now? A series of masterminds are either dead or behind bars. Now who has done it? A near-tragedy was averted when mikes again hovered around the face of Mr Tip Top but a last minute luck pushed him inside the car as 'Pranab Da' was waiting for him. But poor Tip Top must be criticising his luck as according to Hindu calender "Pitrapaksh" (Shrads), a religious ceremony in memory of those dead in the family. This fortnight is termed as most inauspicious. Well, I don't believe in this but now I think its true as the fortnight has proved the most inauspicious for Mr Tip Top. Two blasts, one encounter (already under public scrutiny). What else does he need? A failed MP, a failed Home Minister and a failed human too. I feel like nominating him to wonder's of world. After all he is an ORTHOPEDIC WONDER. A person without a spine. Thankfully he did not open his mouth today nor his other aides, who must be busy gaining experience out of this blast too....

confusion

I am confused..Who is the mastermind? Mastermind of the serial blasts. Should we believe Gujarat Police, Delhi Police or now Mumbai Police. Every second day, one police force or the other is holding a press conference and claiming that they have cracked one case or the other. The hero of Gujarat Police was Abu Bashar, who may have been modelling for the hunger struck Somalian nationals before being picked up. The entire wheel revolved around Abu Bashar. Suddenly TV reporters even dug out his great grandfather from the grave least to mention his dangerous links. A mere look of Abu Bashar may question one's own power of thinking that can he be the mastermind. He planned this, he did that, he lived here, he took shower here, he was married here....blah blah blah went on the TV channels (Thank God they did not show where and how he took his daily bath). The Gujarat Police said SIMI and Indian Mujahideen (IM) were one and the same thing. And the drama continued for sometime till the unfortunate blasts in the national capital that shook the base of the Centre. Suddenly I am remembered of a mythological character from Ramayana -- Kumbhkaran -- Our Government also woke up in a similar fashion and started looking for results. Till a week later, a puzzle came with a sudden encounter in crowded Jamia Nagar in which two militants were killed and a poor Inspector of Special Cell (God Bless his soul) Mohan Chand Sharma lost his life. The dead included Atif...ATIF....and suddenly Atif was responsible for everything. Delhi, UP, Ahmedabad, Jaipur and God knows what all. The age was on his side otherwise there were some previous unresolved blasts of 1990's could have been attributed to him too. Anyways Atif has been ruling the terror network after his death. Only God, Atif and Delhi Police know truth. Oops! I forgot to mention that the "Indian Mujahideen dish" had now new ingredients -- SIMI, IM and Lashker-e-Taiba -- well this theory even left the great strategist within the Intelligence agencies zapped as they never knew this. It was all along believed that Indian Mujahideen was nothing but a shadow name of a combine of Lashker and SIMI. Oh God, I forgot about Mohammed Usman Qureshi alias Tauqeer... Tauqeer.. While the dust was settling around, Mumbai Police had a surprise.. Surprise surprise, Indian Mujahideen has born finally and to shut every one's mouth, the Indian Mujahideen has born across the border -- somewhere in Karachi with some Amir Raza.... Amir Raza... yes now, this is the new mastermind? Wonder why there's no coordination within our own police forces to have a common reply. These efforts only highlight one fact...Lack of coordination in fight against terror within our own forces. We are the same people who saw a wonderful investigations into the IC-814 Hijacking, Parliament attack case...Then why are we time and again failing nowadays. Whats going wrong??? Has there been a brain drain among the intelligence gathering apparatus? These questions can be termed as a figment of imagination but may be tomorrow these questions will attain some priority and have some answers.

lunch

Trying hard to over come the controversy of being a serial dress changer, Mr Tip Top finds himself in yet another controversy. Its Mr Modi, who has spilled the beans this time when he went public with the details of a one-to-one meeting he had with him prior to Delhi blasts. A baffled Modi, whose credentials as an administrator remain undoubtedly high, could not hold himself back in making public his conversation with Mr Tip Top. On a serious note, he was apprising him intelligence inputs but Mr Tip Top was getting late for LUNCH.
Wonder how he feels hungry after seeing so much of devastation. His jokers next day came out with a strong denial that he had never said anything about lunch butone only wonders why should Modi lie. At least for the first time the we Indians do believe that Modi is saying the truth. Because this can always be expected from Mr Tip Top. I hope he is sleeping peacefully in his cozy bed waiting to waste another day at his office tomorrow.

We shall over come...

Dear readers, this week has been turbulent for Indians when terror groups have exhibited that they can strike at their will as and whenever they feel and the more bad news was that Mr Tip Top was continuing despite opposition from within the ruling government. A systematic decay of the office of Home Minister has been seen. I was talking to an old man whose words shook me from within. "I at times wonder whether this was the same office where Sardar Patel used to work...," he said and left me speechless. Over the years there has been a constant decay oxidization of the iron (left by iron man of India) and finally it has gained so much of rust that it needs to be changed. Wonder whether Mr Tip Top can sleep properly after knowing that he has been a big a disaster in all spheres. Bureaucrats attending his meetings, those I know personally, virtually come out disgusted. Through this blog I pay tribute to all those Indian's whose wishes and aspirations for change of Mr Tip Top did not come true. Oops! Mr Tip Top loves to talk in percentages and I know 99.9 per cent wished that he should go. But dont loose heart my fellow countrymen, we shall overcome one day, deep in my heart, I do believe....that we shall over come one day...

diplomacy at its best

One of my friend's shared this mail with me and I thought of sharing with my readers because not only it was hilarious but also en eye-opener. Wonder if this is true and it has actually happened, this diplomat or speech maker is entitled for an award.
"An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United -- Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.
A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named . When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath."
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.'
The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren't there then.'
The Indian representative smiled and said, 'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'
And they say Kashmir belongs to them..."
Indeed this was an eye-opener where diplomacy can be termed at its best.

Changing colours....

Hi, everyone. My friend Tip Top seems to be in some problem eventually. After all it took three serial blasts in less than two months to make the UPA government to wake up. Poor Lalu Ji, who generally is seen as a patient man, was virtually seen today tearing off his clothes. After all he must not have seen inefficiency to this extent even when he was Chief Minister of Indian state of Bihar. Answers for question are being sought by 100 crore population of this country and our Tip Top is leaving no occasion to put to shame bollywood stars. As my boss says that a picture can speak 1000 words, i am attaching some of his photographs.. changing colours. One needs to think, actually what our Home Minister is interested in. Showing off his wardrobe collection or understanding the situation (I mean the internal situation of the country. I had a chance of meeting this Honourable Minister lately (though after that I have cursed myself so many times). Sitting in his chair, with files around, walks an aide of Mr Tip Top with a video camera. Well, well, what is he upto. And within no time, my curiosity was put to rest by him when he said that he would be recording the conversation. Okie, thats wonderful. And I began my first question, followed by second and when I began to mumble my third question, I was told that I am not supposed to ask uncomfortable questions. Then what is the country's Home Minister interested in answering? If not about the internal situation, Kashmir, left-wing extremism, attacks on Christians - then - may be about the unusual monsoon, how to stitch clothes, how to keep the hair glued, dress sense or 10 ways to become inefficient. One can see that appeals on the faces of one billion population -- Mr Patil, please retire.